
Adulting equals…
- Saying issues like “wooden rot” and “gum recession” and “deployment calendar” and “reparenting your self.”
- Packing emergency go-bags for hearth season.
- Being laid low with aggressive hyphenation.
- Flossing, and liking it.
- Monitoring your protein parts.
- Listening to simple listening (96.5 KOIT, you recognize what’s up) whilst you chop greens for dinner.
- Realizing you want relaxation so as to hold functioning, after which (GASP) taking that relaxation.
- Endlessly consuming water.
- Protecting a stash of two-minute make-up particularly for video work calls in your desk.
Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,
Karen
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